finalfantasythings:

The shortest, whiniest party member in XIII grows up and creates a fal’Cie, becomes leader of the government, has a city’s entire female population throwing their panties at him, and builds a fucking planet.

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(Source: zacloudseth, via americanindividual)

scornandritz:

you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these

meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident 

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